November 8, 2009

I really miss my dog.

But my mom will just laugh at me if I call her and ask her to bring Dee Dee to my house.

Yes, I’ve tried that before.

*sigh*

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Just so you know.

MIKE AND I ARE THE SAME BECAUSE WE BOTH REALLY LIKE EATING SOUP AND WE ALWAYS EAT SOUP AT THE SAME TIME SO THAT IS WHY WE ARE PRETTY MUCH BFF.

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May I remind you that ROBOT CATS ARE REAL.

THEY ARE SERIOUSLY FOR REAL AND ONE OF THEM TRIED TO KILL ME. REMEMBER?

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Hey, you know what's awesome?

Friggin’ soup. Soup is awesome.

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FELLAS.

FELLAS.

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Yesterday I went to The Gap. Everything was upside down. It made me nervous.

Yesterday I went to The Gap. Everything was upside down. It made me nervous.

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newfavoritesong:

Elliott Brood - Write it All Down for You.

A story I just made up about this song:

“Holy shit,” I said.

The end.

The first time I heard this band I was at a small club here in Vancouver. My head exploded due to intense levels of awesomeness. If you ever get the chance to see them live, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD DO IT. They are quite incredible.  

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I can move! I can move!!!!

If we were hanging out and suddenly a UFO appeared in the sky, so you pointed at it and said, “Sarah! Look up!” I ACTUALLY COULD.

I could not look up yesterday. This is awesome.

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November 7, 2009

I forgot.

So my high school reunion is tonight. I totally forgot about it. I had briefly considered going at one point, just so people could see that I was a really late bloomer and it just took me a little longer to find my awesome.

But then I thought about how nervous I would be, seeing those faces again. Anxiety would be there, for sure. I’d be terrified to talk about what I do for a living, for fear that people would think it was dumb. Or maybe they would live in a better neighbourhood than I do. Or maybe I’m pathetic because I don’t own a house or have a husband or a boyfriend.

Or maybe I don’t give a shit about them anymore, and I’m perfectly fine with them still thinking of me as a dorky 17 year old.

Besides, if they really want to see how adorable I’ve become, they can always creep Facebook.

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Dear Internet,

I bought a fuzzy leopard print beret today. Cute, right?

Love,
Sarah

Dear Internet,

I bought a fuzzy leopard print beret today. Cute, right?

Love, Sarah

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