Cheese. The first time I saw this I almost drove my car off the road. (Taken with instagram)
I’m eating raclette.
SOOOOO HAPPYYYYYYYYYYY
I've made a huge mistake.
I'm Sarah. I say things and sometimes they almost make sense. Almost.
Everything was going fine.
Until I found out Nas co-wrote “Gettin’ Jiggy With It”.
Sticky Eyes Brown. Hey.
Pretty Bones Jenkins
Fat Legs Hopkins
Apt.
Blind Liver Jefferson
AHHHH MY LIVER IS BLIND
Mike, the Portal Streaker!
So this was actually my birthday gift from Mike one year. You’re so glad I was born right now.
YOU’RE WELCOME, INTERNET.
As much as I dislike Nickelback, I am willing to admit that this is actually pretty funny.
Literal MS Paint - Party Rock Anthem
This made me laugh so hard, you guys. There were tears. I don’t even know what part I liked the best. The Party Rock? The shaking of the “that”? Or how he’s literally shuffling EVERY DAY?? EVEN ON LABOUR DAY??
(via The Hairpin)
Don’t worry, guys.
You didn’t miss anything. I’m still totally boring.
I know things.
But sometimes I feel like the things I know are not the right things. Have I spent too much time learning how to do things that are not good things to know how to do? I feel like people at my position in life are maybe expected to know more things than I know. But what do I do? Do I keep doing the things I know how to do and keep teaching myself more about these things? Or do I go to school or something to get people to teach me about completely different things? I don’t know. What I do know is that thinking about these things that I know and do not know makes me really grumpy. So there.
A west coast winter.
In my little part of Canada, we do not typically experience what you would imagine a Canadian winter to be. It’s usually pretty mild and rainy. We do get snow a few times a year, but usually just a light dusting. So when we do find ourselves suddenly dealing with actual winter, it is quite upsetting. All week, the temperature has been BELOW FREEZING. What the eff is that about? Needless to say, I have increased the layers each day to try and keep myself warm. Today I think I finally nailed it.
As I sit here in my office, I am wearing:
Two pairs of thick socks
Sheepskin-lined boots
Jeans
A tank top
A long sleeved t-shirt
A mid-weight cardigan sweater
A knitted cowl scarf
A large cotton jersey scarf worn like a shawl
When I go outside again, I will add a toque, mittens and a winter coat. And I will still be freezing my butt off. Also, I don’t give a crap about hockey. I’m a legit Canadian, I swear!
