I've made a huge mistake.

Stay cool, Daddio. Happy Father’s Day!

rsmallbone:

abundanceofcalm:

robkaas:

jmoreauker:

#WA H #T #IS HAPPENI #NG #IDRIS ELBA #WHERE BEARD

If you don’t think this man would be an amazing James Bond, you’re wrong and you should re-evaluate your thinking on literally every other thing you have ever formed an opinion on.

Would borrow money to watch him as 007.

(All of my posts are about to begin with, “Would borrow money…”)

I’m, like, 98% straight, but, you know.

He’s so attractive that looking at him takes away my ability to express myself with appropriate emoticons. DAYYYYUMMMM.

(Source: ryners)

No, YOU changed your lock screen to a photo of Sonny Crockett and his smouldering eyes. Allegedly.

Wearing fitness clothes downtown. I HATE IT.

When I bought these pants, the girl was like, “Are you sure you want the cropped length? The longer ones are a bit more versatile.” She seemed shocked when I told her versatility didn’t matter, since I only wear them when I’m actually working out. THE HORROR.

scottlava:

“So like, right now for example. The Haitians need to come to America. But some people are all, “What about the strain on our resources?” Well it’s like when I had this garden party for my father’s birthday, right? I put R.S.V.P. ‘cause it was a sit-down dinner. But some people came that like did not R.S.V.P. I was like totally buggin’. I had to haul ass to the kitchen, redistribute the food, and squish in extra place settings. But by the end of the day it was, like, the more the merrier. And so if the government could just get to the kitchen, rearrange some things, we could certainly party with the Haitians. And in conclusion may I please remind you it does not say R.S.V.P. on the Statue of Liberty. Thank you very much.”

The asthma clinic has a pretty sweet view.

I’m trying to be mature about this. Really, I am.

After watching a few episodes of season 1 of Miami Vice, I’m now mad crushing on Sonny Crockett. It’s that hair, man. Amazing volume and a killer swoop.