I'm Sarah. I say things and sometimes they almost make sense. Almost.
This never gets old. #beautifulbc
It’s still a pretty good deal, I guess. (at Bomber Brewery)
Is this real life?
I fixed this. I am a fixer. Fuck you, broken stuff!
OMG OMG OMG OMG
Straight outta Compton and into your drink. (at Tigers Drink House)
I think I could take over the world.
Front porchin’ it with my bud.
Way to go, idiot.
“Everyone that she plays with dies.”