OMG TEA!
I just yelled that out to no one because I became SO EXCITED about the idea of making tea. I jumped up and sprinted around the corner into the kitchen. Once my sock covered feet hit the laminate floor, I went flying. I crashed into the table and broke my fall with a chair. I am very graceful.
So anyway, what I learned from this whole thing is that life does not get less exciting because you get older. It’s just a different kind of exciting.
IT IS REALLY GOOD TEA, YOU GUYS.
6 hours ago
GPOYW - BOO! edition
I wear my glasses every day. I don’t even own contacts. Someone told me that I hide behind my glasses. So, BOO! I’m not hiding.
10 hours agoAND THEY SAID MY TROMBONE PLAYING SKILLS WOULD GET ME NOWHERE IN LIFE.
Who’s laughing now, jerks? WHO’S LAUGHING NOW?
10 hours agoI should go to Camelot.
It’s a silly place. I bet I’d fit right in, being a silly girl and all.
12 hours ago
Somebody tell yowhatsthehaps that I made this for her because I’m pretty sure she doesn’t know I exist. I’m not above wooing fancy Canadians by photoshopping Muppets onto Christ, risking eternal damnation or at the very least the scorn of the Children’s Television Workshop.
Can you blame me?
YO HAPS.
This… is… the most amazing and wonderfully inappropriate thing EVER. I LOVE IT. Thank you!!!!!
14 hours ago
Gigglepants.
14 hours agoWHAT IS WRONG WITH ME??
I am imagining Cookie Monster as some sort of religious icon.
YOU ARE VERY LUCKY I DON’T HAVE PHOTOSHOP.
14 hours ago
LOOK! HE SENT ME A CHRISTMAS CARD! IT IS FOR REALS! MY BOSS SAID HE ASKED HER FRIEND TO FORWARD IT TO ME! THERE IS NO WAY THAT IS A LIE!
16 hours agoI am that girl.
That incredibly dorky girl who sits in front of her computer, using her iPhone to tell the Internet about how her computer froze up, so that is why she is using her phone to look at the Internet while she is sitting in front of said computer.
Wait. WHAT?
16 hours ago