I downloaded this interval running thing like a million years ago. I forgot that I had it, but it randomly popped up when I was about to head out for a run the other day. I had to pull it from iCloud, since I had removed it from my phone years ago. What I did not realize is that it also downloaded all the individual songs that are featured in the workout.
So that’s the story of how I was playing music for my friends when goddamn Maroon 5 popped up and I scrambled to stop it before anyone noticed, but they all noticed and now I’ll never live it down. SCREW YOU, SERENA WILLIAMS AND YOUR CRAPPY TASTE IN MUSIC FROM 7 YEARS AGO.