everythinginthesky:
Attention salt lovers (salt-lovers?...
Dec 15th
My arms feel like jello.
I’m trying to learn how to do push ups. THAT SHIT IS MORE DIFFICULT THAN I HAD ANTICIPATED,...
Dec 15th
Duh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh. TEQUILA!
I’m actually drinking beer, but I did do the dance. BEST. MOVIE. EVER.
Dec 15th
I’m a loner, Dottie. A rebel.
Dec 15th
SHUT THE FRONT DOOR, PEE-WEE'S BIG...
MY HEART IS SO HAPPY RIGHT NOW.
Dec 15th
I like this.
It is snowing out. I am inside, cooking soup and drinking beer. Good times, good times.
Dec 15th
Refreshing.
Since I ran out of makeup the other day, I got to skip the part where I would normally sit in front...
Dec 15th
gordonshumway:
Happy Holidays from me, an unauthorized...
Dec 15th
Dear Sarah,
GET OFF YOUR LAZY BUTT AND GO DO THINGS.
Sincerely,
Sarah
Dec 14th
Watch
For a brief time in 2008, I was mildly obsessed with this video. It is amazing, weird and kind of...
Dec 14th
Listen
La Roux - Bulletproof
BRB dancing my butt off.
Dec 14th
A latte and my lumberjack pyjamas.
I am getting really...
Dec 14th
Tap tap tap.
It is pretty much impossible for me to watch an old musical without hopping out of my chair and tap...
Dec 14th
This is what my face actually looks like. (And my hair, when...
Dec 14th
I just finished working out.
WHAT THE HELL IS HAPPENING TO ME????
Dec 14th
My kitchen is no longer dirty like your...
Because I cleaned it. Now I’m going to clean the bathroom. Then I’m going to clean my...
Dec 14th
Coolest mittens EVAR.
Dec 14th
Smurfs are blue people.
Jersey Shore has orange people. HOW HAVE I NOT SEEN THIS UNTIL NOW????
Dec 14th
It's fine. Just hit send. Just. Hit....
I had to teach my mom how to forward an email while I was on the phone with her earlier. I did not...
Dec 13th
The snow has started. Oh, Vancouver. You’re so cute.
Dec 13th
I have the latke sleeps, yo.
But I’m going out again because I’m crazy and youthful or something.
Dec 13th
STOP.
Latke time.
Dec 13th
Dudes. I found Christmas. It exploded on this poor little...
Dec 13th
Sometimes the bus is late and it makes...
But then it gets there and the driver is a guy who has known you since you were two. And that is...
Dec 13th
I am having an awesome time at this bus stop.
Dec 13th
It is the @strutting guide to meeting...
strutting: STEP 1: GO TO A PLACE YOU LIKE TO GO STEP 2: SAY “HELLO” TO AN ATTRACTIVE PERSON WHO...
Dec 13th
IT IS MAGIC.
Dec 12th
I can't draw.
Can I sit with you anyway? PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEASE??????
Dec 12th
tinyclicks:
Check it out. Micro Mike Minnick (pictured in...
Dec 12th
I am really taking it to the next level...
Sorry, Internet. I’ve gotta save some things just for me. (But WHOA. It is impressive.)
Dec 12th
Today was a good day.
I liked the food I ate. I liked the coffee I made. It snowed a teeny tiny amount. It was cold, but...
Dec 12th
I am making excellent decisions today.
I just made this kettle corn. HOLY CRAP. IT IS DELICIOUS. YOU SHOULD MAKE IT TOO. OM NOM NOM.
Dec 12th
GO TEAM CAPS LOCK!
I LOVE YELLING!
Dec 12th
She's crafty.
Or, I’m crafty, rather. Making things is SO FUN. It makes me happy. And I was already happy,...
Dec 12th
OMG CRAFT PROJECT!
I WILL GET TO USE SCISSORS. THIS IS GOING TO BE SO GREAT.
Dec 12th
I'm halfway through this Dr. Pepper.
Things are about to get CRAAAAZY.
Dec 12th
I am really happy right now.
That is all.
Dec 12th
BRB auditioning backup dancers for...
Dec 12th
Pretty sure does not mean totally sure.
Example: You should probably be TOTALLY SURE there is no one else around before you attempt to do a...
Dec 12th
We are currently experiencing technical difficulties.
I...
Dec 12th
Numbers are tricky.
Dec 11th
I WASN’T EVEN ARGUING WITH YOU. YOUR FACE IS INVALID.
...
Dec 11th
It is snowing on my face.
Ohhhhhh shit.
Dec 11th
SOMETIMES I LIKE TO WEAR RED LIPGLOSS...
Is that so wrong? I feel pretty. But I quite possibly look like the Joker. WHAT. EVER.
Dec 11th
This is how I feel. LIKE A SLEEPY PUPPY.
Dec 11th
Cancel. Clear post.
BEST IDEA EVER.
Dec 11th
Third beer's a charm.
I feel funny.
Dec 11th
WHAT.
Dec 11th
I tried.
“Paul McCartney just told me to go home. I heard him. See? He just said it again. It is my...
Dec 11th
seoulbrother:
2010 Olympics anti-graphics | ouno Click...
Dec 11th
SWOOOOOOOOOOON.
We are listening to the Beatles in the office right now and DAMN. I want to get married to...
Dec 11th
NOOOOOOO!
I AM NOT SUPPOSED TO MAKE MY MATH FACE WHEN I COME HERE BECAUSE I DON’T HAVE A NUMBERY JOB BUT...
Dec 10th
LOLWUT.
Dec 10th
It is not even 10am and I have heard the...
Data. Data? Data! DATA. Do you pronounce it like “date-uh” or “dat-uh”?...
Dec 10th
DAMMIT.
Now I want cookies. I WANT THEM SO BAD, YOU GUYS.
Dec 10th
OMG TEA!
I just yelled that out to no one because I became SO EXCITED about the idea of making tea. I jumped...
Dec 10th
GPOYW - BOO! edition
I wear my glasses every day. I...
Dec 10th
AND THEY SAID MY TROMBONE PLAYING SKILLS...
Who’s laughing now, jerks? WHO’S LAUGHING NOW?
Dec 10th
I should go to Camelot.
It’s a silly place. I bet I’d fit right in, being a silly girl and all.
Dec 10th
yodelmachine:
mooeytie:
Somebody tell yowhatsthehaps...
Dec 10th
Gigglepants.
Dec 10th
WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME??
I am imagining Cookie Monster as some sort of religious icon. YOU ARE VERY LUCKY I DON’T HAVE...
Dec 10th
LOOK! HE SENT ME A CHRISTMAS CARD! IT IS FOR REALS! MY BOSS...
Dec 9th
I am that girl.
That incredibly dorky girl who sits in front of her computer, using her iPhone to tell the Internet...
Dec 9th
The future's open wide.
hmmm hmmm hmmm hmmm hmmm hmmm hmmm hmmm hmmm hmmm hmmm hmmm hmmm hmmm
Dec 9th
QUACK QUACK QUACK
That is what his shoes sound like when he walks down the hallway. He blames it on orthotic inserts....
Dec 9th
Seriously, IT'S WEDNESDAY???
FUCKYEAHLINGERINGEFFECTSOFMEDICATION.
Dec 9th
Gratuitous Paragraph About You Wednesday
OH SHIT, IT’S WEDNESDAY????????? Today my neck feels better, but I hurt my toe and had to put...
Dec 9th
I woke up with one leg of my pj's rolled...
Ladies Love Cool Sarah. Hopefully, boys also love Cool Sarah. Anyway, thanks for the love, ladies.
Dec 9th
Building a rocket ship was a little bit trickier than I...
Dec 9th
Mmmm, failure.
Dec 9th
I don't know how I managed to fuck up...
But there you have it.
Dec 9th
BRB building a rocket ship.
Because I think that maybe my neck might not hurt in zero gravity. IT IS SCIENCE.
Dec 9th
Oh heck yes.
Dec 9th
Are you Jimmy Ray?
WHO WANTS TO KNOW?
Dec 8th
I was thinking about trying Formspring.
But then I thought about it, and decided that I don’t really need someone to secretly tell me...
Dec 8th
Hello, friend.
Dec 8th
WE HAVE TO SEE YOU BEFORE CHRISTMAS.
This is what everyone says at this time of the year. I would like to take this opportunity to...
Dec 8th
OMG DEGRASSI!
Dec 8th
My horoscope says I should say something...
So… How YOU doin?
Dec 8th
I SAW A BEAGLE PUPPY IN THE ELEVATOR!
HIS NAME WAS WALTER. THAT IS HILARIOUS.
Dec 8th
A letter to my dear friend Science.
Dear Science, I would really love it if you could invent some sort of pill that would make my neck...
Dec 8th
Listen
This is what happens when I get bored.
Dec 8th
I'm falling apart faster than...
…faster than… this joke, apparently. GODDAMNIT.
Dec 8th
atsween:
Did I just do this?
YOU DID IT! YOU DID IT!...
Dec 8th
OW OW OW OW.
When I woke up this morning I was fine. But now? Not so much. I can’t move my neck. IT HURTS. ...
Dec 8th
I'm going into the mall now.
I’m going to miss you guys. You know, after I get trampled and stuff. I love you all.
Dec 8th
My own face.
Sometimes I’ll sit in front of the mirror for awhile and just stare at my own face. It’s...
Dec 8th
I'm a dance, dance, dance, dance,...
Watch me get down, watch me get down.
Dec 7th
My roommate LOVES Christmas, so I decided to put up the...
Dec 7th
Hey, CBC!
Need someone to make coffee for Jian Ghomeshi? Need someone to fan Strombo’s face on...
Dec 7th
ATTENTION MATT:
WILL YOU BE MY ROBOT BUTLER?
Dec 7th
I have kicked one foot out from under...
In six minutes time, I will do the same with the other foot. Then my day shall begin. *sigh*
Dec 7th
Flawed.
This morning I realized that there are some serious design flaws in my apartment. I mean, what were...
Dec 7th
You're probably wearing pants right now,...
Me? Not so much.
Dec 7th
30 years.
Today my parents celebrated their 30th wedding anniversary. 30 years is a long time to be married....
Dec 7th
Holy crud it is really cold in my car right now.
LOL SO...
Dec 7th
Saucy.
My new shirt is saucy. Because I spilled sauce on it. Because I am a classy lady who eats things out...
Dec 7th
THEY ARE BEST FRIENDS AND IT IS ADORABLE.
Dec 7th
This photo basically sums up the relationship between my...
Dec 7th
anti-matt:
Vancouver skyline on a crisp, still evening.
...
Dec 7th
Listen
Jay-Z - Encore
Dudes. Jay-Z retired like, 7 times and it never stuck.
Just sayin’.
Dec 7th
Thanks.
I wasn’t going to write anything all serious-like about it, but whatever. It *is* just the...
Dec 7th
This. This is why I have kept this card for so long. My...
Dec 6th
This is my season pass from Expo 86. I remember getting my...
Dec 6th
Worst. Dream. Ever.
I’m not really awake now, right? This is just a dream, right? RIGHT????
Dec 6th
We were walking around downtown and happened upon this....
Dec 6th
Of course I have an accordion, silly goose! I’m...
Dec 6th
When I was little, one of my favourite things ever was going...
Dec 6th
So I’m in this home decor store in Gastown in...
Dec 6th
It runs in the family.
My mom just left me a voicemail to tell me that if she doesn’t get a Christmas list from me in...
Dec 6th
I’m like a zombie, but instead of saying...
Dec 5th
My feet still hurt.
Stupid hot shoes. Stupid ridiculously awesome dancing skills.
Dec 5th
Yeah.
So it turns out that STRONGBOW is not really a euphemism. Because HEY, GUESS WHO IS A LITTLE DRUNK. ...
Dec 5th
So ANYWAY,
Maybe a little drunk.
Dec 5th
NO ONE IS DRUNK YET.
These jerks better hurry up. I’m getting bored.
Dec 5th
Alright, people. I’ve got my party shoes on. Time to...
Dec 5th
angelablack:
Hey Haps, tumblr wrote our whole love story...
Dec 5th
Now walk it outtttt.
Westside walk it out. Southside walk it out, etc.
Dec 5th
I am the only person on this bus. It’s weird, but...
Dec 5th
Dancing in your office is the best!
Especially when there is a big glass wall and you are totally not alone in there! I’m doing...
Dec 5th
Well now I have to listen to Sister...
Which I actually don’t mind at all. GIRL YOU GOT TO ROLLLLLLLLLLL, SISTER HAVANA!
Dec 5th
Awwww.
Coworker: “Hey, are you bringing a date to the Christmas party?” Me: “Awww!...
Dec 5th
Cold hands, warm heart.
Dec 5th
She's a brick.
HOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWSE.
Dec 5th
Just like heaven.
When I opened the door to the hallway that leads to the bathroom, I was hit by warm beams of...
Dec 4th
Why do I have a headache?
Probably because I forgot to eat today. I do that sometimes. I get busy and then I just forget to...
Dec 4th
Some things I enjoy.
- when old men wear giant white sneakers - when strangers smile at me - the very first sip of...
Dec 4th
NOBODY PUTS ROBOT GRRLS IN THE CORNER.
Dec 4th
Wow, you guys are really good dancers.
WHAT.
Dec 4th
Hiccups?
Nooooooooooooooo!
Dec 4th
I'm going to eat some toast.
Then I’m going back to bed. THUG LIFE, YO. Also, I still have no idea what you are talking...
Dec 4th
WHAT??
Seriously. WHAT????? I accidentally fell asleep with all of my clothes on INCLUDING MY BOOTS and I...
Dec 4th
No way, lady. NO WAY.
You are not weaseling your way in front of me. Because this is the bus lineup and I WAS HERE FIRST...
Dec 4th
OH HAI RICHARD.
Dec 4th
Actual conversation I just had in the...
Him: “SWEEEEEET. 14 thousand! BEST SCORE EVER.” Me: “Nice one, dude. That’s...
Dec 4th
Here you go, ladies. A picture of me laughing my face off as...
Dec 4th
This is my life.
Sometimes when you do the kind of writing that I do, people will ask you to spell...
Dec 3rd
Watch
I just rediscovered this. I’ve watched it three times this morning. SO AMAZING.
I love Arj...
Dec 3rd
Some things.
1) I STILL LOVE YOU, ANGELA. I AM SORRY I SAID I WAS MARRYING MY BOOTS. LET’S GET MARRIED AND...
Dec 3rd
Sorry, boys. I’m officially off the market.
I AM...
Dec 3rd
NERD ALERT.
Y’all know I love me some nerds. All of my very most favourite people are nerds to some...
Dec 3rd
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Vgyhv koggjn GOOD MORNING vgh dxvnhknbb. COFFEE. ihujvcfh? Hcfuhcjj! Haha!
Dec 3rd
I AM WEARING MY BOOTS OUTSIDE.
I AM AT THE HAIR SALON AND I AM HAVING THE BEST TIME BECAUSE OF MY BOOTS. THEY ARE MAGICAL BOOTS,...
Dec 3rd
THEY’RE HEEEEEERE!
Also, hot damn.
Dec 3rd
Just one look at you and I know it's...
A LOVELY DAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! (lovely day, lovely day, lovely day,...
Dec 3rd
Frag Turt.
I have no idea what this means, but seeing it in an email made me giggle my face off. Why was I...
Dec 3rd
Listen
The Sensations - Let Me In
We listen to this song at the end of every Wednesday. I looooooooove...
Dec 3rd
You make me smile.
Thanks for that.
Dec 3rd
Listen
PARTY UP IN HERE, Y’ALL! CASIOOOOOOO!
Dec 3rd
Ramen noodles and a Casio keyboard.
That’s all it takes to turn a bad day right around.
Dec 3rd
That reminds me of a story.
So this one time I went to the dentist for a routine cleaning. I repeat: ROUTINE CLEANING. So they...
Dec 2nd
So anyway, I forgot to bring my lunch.
I am very good at life. WHOA, SARCASM.
Dec 2nd
Okay, Matthew. Not a duck.
But you have to help me pick another one. What about a lemur? Do lemurs give a crap about anything?...
Dec 2nd
I want to be a duck.
I want to be the kind of person who is not bothered by things that do not directly effect me. I want...
Dec 2nd
CRAP HELL DAMN ASS SHIT
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Dec 2nd
It took me 3 times to type my name...
This day is going to be fantastic. I can just tell.
Dec 2nd
I'm not entirely sure where this bus is...
I’m sure it’ll be fine. HAHA.
Dec 2nd
GPOYW - Who Needs Heat In Their House Anyway What Am I, Some...
Dec 2nd
I want to live in one of those cool new...
You know, the ones with working heat and stuff.
Dec 2nd
No boots today.
I haz a sad. But I also haz a package of licorice that I had forgotten about, so EVERYTHING IS...
Dec 2nd
OMG OMG OMG
SOMEONE JUST WALKED IN HERE AND STARTED PLAYING THE SAFETY DANCE ON A CASIO KEYBOARD WITH A DISCO...
Dec 2nd
The following things will always be...
delgrosso: yowhatsthehaps: - When you meet an old lady with a total old lady name like Gertrude...
Dec 2nd
The following things will always be...
- When people give their dogs random human names. As in, “This is my dog. Her name is...
Dec 2nd
Calendars are hard (post-posted)
christopherattle: Wow. So I jumped the gun on that whole GPOYW thing, huh? In Canada it’ll STILL...
Dec 1st
IMP!
I have been laughing my face off for 5 minutes because someone sent me an email which was apparently...
Dec 1st
Years before I started working here, somebody cut out this...
Dec 1st
"I want to go to public places with...
This is probably the best compliment I have ever received. Seriously.
Dec 1st
JON HAMM WAS SPOTTED IN VANCOUVER. HE...
I SAW THE PHOTOS. AND THEN I DIED. BRB finding him so we can get married.
Dec 1st
It’s cold here too, yo.
Also, BEST MITTENS EVAR.
Dec 1st
atsween:
“sloths always miss the express bus”
Yup. Still...
Dec 1st
angelablack:
lowres:
[ ED. NOTE: It’s all well and good...
Dec 1st
Good morning, Vancouver. Thanks for not raining on my face...
Dec 1st
Nice people are awesome.
Thanks for being nice, nice people.
Dec 1st