February 2010
It would be pretty awesome if I could eventually...
Because COME ON, MAN.
I hate money.
I do. I hate it. I don’t understand it. It makes me anxious. It makes me nervous. All I know is that I never seem to have enough of it. I can’t quite figure out how to get more of it. But even if I do get more of it, will it be enough? It doesn’t seem that way. I want to know what it feels like to not worry about it. I want to know what it feels like to have enough. More than...
Lightbulb!
You know how sometimes you are just sitting there and then suddenly BAM! It hits you. THE BEST IDEA YOU’VE EVER HAD. You’ve gotta do it. You’ve gotta make it happen. You’ve gotta do it RIGHT NOW before the idea flies right out of your head and you forget about it forever. This is so exciting. This is going to change your life.
ANYWAYS, soy chorizo tacos! BRB.
Right now.
At this very moment in time, I feel the most normal I have felt in a week. I’m not overly excited, over stimulated, over tired, underwhelmed, overwhelmed, super happy, super sad, feeling completely awful nor feeling completely awesome. I’m just… normal.
Sometimes I like to feel normal. It’s a nice reminder that life isn’t always WAAAAAAY up or WAAAAAAAAY down....
January 2010
SWEET JESUS, I CAN'T FRIGGIN WAIT FOR MY BIRTHDAY!
It’s in July. You’ve got plenty of time to figure this out, guys. DON’T LET ME DOWN.
"I googled you. It's what us modern girls do when...
TRUTH.
I saw Up in the Air last night. I liked it. It made me think many things. Mostly just things like, “Wow, I really enjoy staring at George Clooney’s giant face.”
Don't friend divorce me over this one, nerds.
Here is an example of a conversation that happens from time to time:
Friend: (makes weirdo sci-fi sounding reference)
Me: “Wait for it… wait for it… Trek? IS IT TREK?”
Friend: “Yes! Trek! Good for you!”
Me: “BOOSH!”
I have never watched any of those shows. I know me some Wars, but Trek? Not so much.
Is this real life?
Oh my holy crap, I’m a comic.
The best part about this is that the sweatshirt in question WAS ACTUALLY PURPLE. I didn’t even tell him that. Amazing.
Thanks, Greg!
MOOOOOMMMMM I HAZ A FAMOUS!
Wait a minute.
Waaaaaait just a minute. According to this major Hollywood motion picture, when you go on vacation, an attractive man is supposed to fall in love with you! And then your life changes! And you never have to go back to work! And you get a makeover! And your tummy never hurts!
Teach me your ways, Queen Latifah. I am ready to learn. (Learn how to have makeouts with LL Cool J, amirite ladies?)
Man, this is the best Tony's birthday EVER!
It’s well into the afternoon and I’m still not wearing pants. DO I KNOW HOW TO PARTY OR WHAT?
Cheer up! It could be worse.
YOU could be the one who comes home to find your weirdo roommate sitting on the living room floor, folding day old laundry while wearing a towel and listening to Chic.
Heh. I like how I tried to make it sound like I’m not the weirdo roommate in this scenario. BUT YOU SAW RIGHT THROUGH THAT ONE, DIDN’T YOU, INTERNET?
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Unexpected.
You know, I should have seen this coming. But I didn’t. I just didn’t expect it. But I suppose I should have. It makes sense.
Considering how much I missed you before I even met you, I should have known it would only get worse. And it did. Because now that I know you, REALLY ACTUALLY KNOW YOU, I miss you even more. It is kind of the worst. But also kind of the best. Because I’d...
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TONY!!!
In honour of this special day, I shall spend all morning and afternoon in true Tony fashion.
Cardigan sweater and no pants! What.
But seriously. You are a truly wonderful person and an amazing friend. I’m so glad I get to know you for reals. I hope you have the best birthday ever! Here’s to a year full of awesome things in store for you. YAY!!!
Home sweet home?
My first day back at home. I slept diagonally and also completely sideways in my bed. I drank coffee from my very favourite mug. I made toast. Later, I’m going to unpack and do some laundry. I’m going to visit my friends for dinner tonight. I’m starting to think about big life changes. I talked to my mommy on the phone. (She thanks for you not murdering me, BT DUBS.)
But...
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I already miss the guy who runs the coffee shop...
Oh yeah, I guess I sort of miss you guys too or whatever.
sniffle
WHAT? He makes really good coffee.
Now you know it's true.
I am a little quiet. I like to watch people. I like to laugh. I am jumpy. I am a nervous girl. I give excellent hugs. I have the most gorgeous boots in the entire world. I have the bestest friends in the entire world. I STILL REALLY LIKE CAPS LOCK EVEN THOUGH I DON’T YELL ALL THE TIME IN REAL LIFE. I ONLY YELL SOMETIMES.
But mostly just that thing I said about friends.
I'M ALL UP IN THE LOBBY, REBLOGGIN YER POSTS.
Today I...
Felt like a human being for the first time in a week.
Ate two full meals. (FOR SERIOUS.)
Cried after saying goodbye again.
Saw beautiful things at the MOMA that made me want to create things and also made me never want to try to create things ever again, because I could never make anything as wonderful.
Ate a cupcake.
Walked up Telegraph Hill and am now the proud owner of BUNS OF GODDAMN...
Just so you know...
You have all passed the friendship test. I looked like crap all day, WITH NO MAKEUP ON and you didn’t run away from me.
I have taken no pictures this weekend.
But that’s okay. Your lovely faces are inside my brain.
My people.
I have found them.
Titles.
You know how some people have cool titles, like ATTOURNEY AT LAW or REGISTERED MASSAGE THERAPIST? I have one too. You say my name, and then at the end of it you add CHRONIC OVERPACKER.
Seriously. I have culled three times already. I NEED ALL OF THIS STUFF.
I have only filled half of my suitcase, but it still feels like too much. And I haven’t even gotten to makeup and toiletries yet! This...