In which I imagine collaborating on a story with some really awesome people in my mind.

“So, the main character is a superhero, obviously.”

“Yeah, but he’s not just a regular superhero. He’s a GOAT!”

“A goat superhero who can’t control his powers, which leads to HIJINKS!”

“Yeah, he can’t control his powers because he’s a RAGING ALCOHOLIC!”

“And the main reason he drinks is because he’s a horrible father to his kids. HAHA GET IT? KIDS!”