I've made a huge mistake.

Dad: “That guy was a Mouseketeer?”

Me: “EVERYBODY was a Mouseketeer.”

Dad: “EVERYBODY????”

Me: “Well, not everybody. But lots of super famous people. Ryan Gosling was one. He’s pretty legit.”

Dad: “Really? I didn’t know that.”

*pauses to think about it for awhile*

Dad: “Do you think Bruce Willis was a Mouseketeer?”