Science time!

HYPOTHESIS: Jennifer Aniston looks great in ripped jeans and casual tank tops, therefore I will also look great in ripped jeans and a casual tank top.

MATERIALS: Wind-blown hair, tank top, ripped jeans, sandals, cool attitude.

METHOD: Put on this outfit and wait for dates to happen.

RESULTS: Why do I just look like a hobo. This is bullshit.

Sigh.