I've made a huge mistake.

everythinginthesky: Attention salt lovers (salt-lovers? salty...

Tue, 15 Dec 2009 00:51:18 -0800

Attention salt lovers (salt-lovers? salty lovers? Slovers?):
Maldon Sea Salt.
That is all.

My arms feel like jello.

Mon, 14 Dec 2009 22:14:38 -0800

I’m trying to learn how to do push ups. THAT SHIT IS MORE DIFFICULT THAN I HAD ANTICIPATED, YO.

It hurts. A lot. But I keep trying, because I need to make my arms stronger if I am going to hug you all with the necessary intensity when I see you in January.

I DO IT ALL FOR YOU, INTERNET. ALL FOR YOU.

Duh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh. TEQUILA!

Mon, 14 Dec 2009 21:13:46 -0800

I’m actually drinking beer, but I did do the dance.

BEST. MOVIE. EVER.

I’m a loner, Dottie. A rebel.

Mon, 14 Dec 2009 20:37:39 -0800

I’m a loner, Dottie. A rebel.

SHUT THE FRONT DOOR, PEE-WEE'S BIG ADVENTURE IS ON.

Mon, 14 Dec 2009 20:20:47 -0800

MY HEART IS SO HAPPY RIGHT NOW.

I like this.

Mon, 14 Dec 2009 19:37:57 -0800

It is snowing out. I am inside, cooking soup and drinking beer.

Good times, good times.

Refreshing.

Mon, 14 Dec 2009 14:32:31 -0800

Since I ran out of makeup the other day, I got to skip the part where I would normally sit in front of the mirror for 10 minutes while I was getting ready. It was kind of refreshing.

Yep. The reason I’m going out is to buy new makeup. HAHA.

gordonshumway: Happy Holidays from me, an unauthorized image of...

Mon, 14 Dec 2009 13:22:18 -0800

gordonshumway:

Happy Holidays from me, an unauthorized image of George Clooney and what is possibly the creepiest card you’ll ever receive.

And now we’re off to Kinko’s, the post office and to inquire about that restraining order.

This is… magnificent.

Speaking of restraining orders, HEY JELISA WE ARE GOING TO BE BEST FRIENDS NOW! COOL, RIGHT? YAY!

Dear Sarah, GET OFF YOUR LAZY BUTT AND GO DO THINGS. Sincerely, Sarah

Mon, 14 Dec 2009 12:59:13 -0800

Dear Sarah,

GET OFF YOUR LAZY BUTT AND GO DO THINGS.

Sincerely,

Sarah

For a brief time in 2008, I was mildly obsessed with this video....

Mon, 14 Dec 2009 12:15:15 -0800

For a brief time in 2008, I was mildly obsessed with this video. It is amazing, weird and kind of delightful. I walked around for weeks singing this song in my head.

“Don’t touch the ladle, it’s hottttttt.”

I have no idea what made me think of this again. I am not sorry it happened.

La Roux - Bulletproof BRB dancing my butt off.

Mon, 14 Dec 2009 11:46:45 -0800

La Roux - Bulletproof

BRB dancing my butt off.

A latte and my lumberjack pyjamas. I am getting really good at...

Mon, 14 Dec 2009 10:27:51 -0800

A latte and my lumberjack pyjamas.

I am getting really good at this Monday thing.

Tap tap tap.

Sun, 13 Dec 2009 20:05:17 -0800

It is pretty much impossible for me to watch an old musical without hopping out of my chair and tap dancing right along with them.

FRED ASTAIRE AND I ARE HAVING A REALLY GREAT TIME TOGETHER.

This is what my face actually looks like. (And my hair, when I...

Sun, 13 Dec 2009 18:30:35 -0800

This is what my face actually looks like. (And my hair, when I don’t do it.)

I only started wearing makeup regularly about a year ago. I used to wear it only when I was going out somewhere at night. For work and regular hanging out I went barefaced. No powder, eyeliner, nothing. Now I put on makeup just about every time I leave the house. I feel like I need it.

Yesterday I ran out of makeup. So this is what I will look like until I go buy some more.

It’s not the worst.

I just finished working out.

Sun, 13 Dec 2009 17:12:33 -0800

WHAT THE HELL IS HAPPENING TO ME????

My kitchen is no longer dirty like your whore mouth.

Sun, 13 Dec 2009 15:01:50 -0800

Because I cleaned it. Now I’m going to clean the bathroom. Then I’m going to clean my bedroom. Then I’m going to pass out because my brain can’t handle all this grownup responsible behavior crap.

Then I’m going to wake up and maybe do some finger painting or make a volcano in the sink. You know, just to restore the equilibrium.

Coolest mittens EVAR.

Sun, 13 Dec 2009 14:28:43 -0800

Coolest mittens EVAR.

Smurfs are blue people.

Sun, 13 Dec 2009 13:53:21 -0800

Jersey Shore has orange people.

HOW HAVE I NOT SEEN THIS UNTIL NOW????

It's fine. Just hit send. Just. Hit. Send.

Sun, 13 Dec 2009 12:23:03 -0800

I had to teach my mom how to forward an email while I was on the phone with her earlier. I did not yell at her.

I would like my medal now, please.

The snow has started. Oh, Vancouver. You’re so cute.

Sun, 13 Dec 2009 12:17:00 -0800

The snow has started. Oh, Vancouver. You’re so cute.